Slap Bun-Bun (her favorite stuffed friend)
"Hey! Hitting hurts. No, Ma'am!"
"We do not spit."
Slap whatever surface is closest
"Do you need a time-out?"
Nodding so vehemently that it looks like whiplash is next on the menu, "Yeh"
Now, her punishment is not going to sit in her time-out chair. I've tried 4 different spots (3 chairs and a step), and as soon as she sits down she starts to grin, then giggle. She absolutely loves it. She has also figured out at what point I'm about to "let" her get up, and will scream, slap, or spit again in order to keep being "punished." The threat minus the follow through has been working pretty well for a little while. We usually only go through the routine once a day, and then she moves on to headstands or unnecessarily violent bun-bun kisses. "Mmmah! Mmmah! Mmmah!"
I brought 6 y.o. to Sea World last week to (finally-it has been open all of 2 1/2 months!) see the new Expedition Antarctica ride and penguin exhibit. The ride was kinda boring, but I did enjoy the 2 extra staging areas that made it seem like the line was moving quickly. And then, we exited the wild car on our right, and there was snow and ice and cold winds and workers wearing parkas and PENGUINS!
|Not a google image. My own picture!|
I haven't done any research, but I would still venture to say that this penguin enclosure is one of the first of its kind. The barrier between us and them was only waist high, to me, and that was only closing in the giant aquarium. I'm no zoologist (or ornithologist, or even psychologist, despite all my years in college) but it seemed like the penguins were pretty comfortable in their new home. In fact, some birds hopped the fence to welcome us...or something.
|4 times in the 5 minutes we were there, a penguin waddled into the crowd. |
When the employee picked up this guy, we got a very close look at how penguins defecate. In fact, the front pocket of 6 y.o.'s shorts betrayed the evidence of his closeness to the penguin's poopy protest of being picked up and put in time-out!
|Don't you just want to smooch his cute face?|
I have also taken a time-out this week, but not because I deserved it. At least, I don't think I did. I haven't been out for a run since Saturday. That last run, brought to you by the number 7 (for different shades of pink I was wearing), the color pink, and the letter P (for pain in the knee), was my longest training run to date. I had been experiencing some usually-bearable calf pain for several weeks, and had been disappointed by my performance in some of my recent runs.
|Pictured here: only 6 shades of pink, unless you count my sweaty face. My sister borrowed my pink watch.|
Also pictured here: evidence of my half-bag-o'-chips-per-night habit.
So, like any
dumdum runner, I ran 12 miles in a pretty hilly neighborhood. I was quite pleased with my pace and with how I felt during and after the run, but I did feel a twinge in my left knee around mile 9. I've now been limping around for 3 whole days, except for a 4 a.m. jog up and down the hallway to figure out whether or not I should join the running group for a 5 a.m. run. Not sure if this is good or bad, but the pain is significantly different from the IT band pain I experienced a few months ago. I'm still doing the IT band stretches that helped before, though. Each time during this week that I think I'm successfully ignoring the pain because it isn't so bad, someone comments on my limp. Therefore, I'll rest another day or so, I guess, and try to enjoy my time-out.
My advice for you, totally not given because misery loves company, is to take a time-out. Whether you just want to sit in a big girl chair and will spit, slap, and scream your way there, or whether you want to greet the strange beings staring at you while you swim, sleep, and poop, giving yourself a little break will be helpful. Don't believe me? Fine. But I think I saw you limping. ;-)
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